Posted on 2018-04-13 18:33:48
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I just started my second Dragon Age: Inquisition run to finally play all the DLCs, so I wanted to draw some of the awesome characters. I’ve loved both Leliana and Morrigan since the first game. I can still remember how happy I was that my warden could romance Leliana, they were so sweet together. And Morrigan is just … Morrigan. Snark for days.

Anyway:
Morrigan has a brilliant plan to mess with Alistair, but something goes terrible wrong (or right) …


„What are you doing there, Morrigan?“

“What a surprise, our former Orlesian spy engaging in her favorite pastime: spying.”

“Well, my love left the camp in my care and I’m not going to disappoint her. You are planning something, aren’t you?”

“Tis’ true, I’ve quite a few plans. The most important one right now is ending this conversation.”

“Then I’m sorry but I’m not leaving until you tell me what exactly you’re doing. I saw you gathering many different herbs, but not what you’d normally need for healing potions and such.”

“Oh, now you’re not only a master spy, but also an experienced alchemist? Most impressive, really. Who’d thought you’d have time for that between your ridiculous obsession with shoes and all that activity in our dear leader’s tent?”

“Envious? I’m sure I could persuade her to invite you too, but I fear the frozen orb you’re calling a heart would make undressing quite uncomfortably without a sizable fire beside us.

But even if I don’t know everything about healing items, I’ve had a lot experience with poisons. And you are most certainly brewing neither.”

“Well, if this is truly the only way to stop you from bothering me: I made a love potion. Satisfied?”

“That .. what?”

“Oh, don’t worry yourself, that only adds wrinkles to your face. Better not lose the one thing you’ve going for you. Tis’ not meant for your beloved warden, but Alistair.”

“Alistair? I know that sometimes opposites attract, but this is a surprise.”

“What nonsense are you prattling on about? I’d sooner court that dog over there before even thinking about that man-child. The notion of me, being in love with … tis’ revolting.

No, I’ll use it on him to make him fall in love with somebody else. I wonder, should it be Shale or maybe Sten? At first I thought about Oghren, but even my cruelty has limits.”

“You know I can’t let you do that? I promised her I would keep everybody safe. Come to think of it, I had to explicitly promise that I won’t let you curse anybody.

Please give me the bottle.”

“And if I refuse? You should know I won’t part with it willingly.”

“Then I will have to take it from you. You do remember that I’m a former bard?”

“Oh no you don’t …”

-SHATTER-

“Tis’ most unfortunate.”

“I’m sorry …”

“Oh, and don’t bother to run, the potion was still mostly gas.”

“So it won’t take effect?”

“No, running would be useless because it works instantaneously. The first symptoms should appear shortly.

And for the record: You might be an even greater fool than Alistair, as hard as it is to believe there exists one.”

“Well, I don’t like you too …

Even if you are very beautiful.”

“I know, but thank you.

Oh my, I am blushing.

Tis’ most unsettling.”

“I don’t know. A little bit of blush on your cheeks looks cute.”

“My goodness, the potion is ever stronger than I expected. Otherwise I would never say this, but … I’m sure my blushing could be improved if you’d remove a bit more of that bothersome clothing.”

“A bit? Or maybe all of it?”

“That … is most pleasing.

And now I’ve disrobed too. I can’t believe that this is happening to me …

You could try to fight it too, you know?”

“But why should I? I’m having fun.

See, my beloved always says that my kiss could turn every girl gay. Do you want to give it a try?”

“This is a horrible idea … and I’d love to.

Well, so much for resisting.

-Sigh-

Then let’s at least enjoy this.”
…
…
…
“Hey, Leliana! Morrigan! It’s Alistair, so please don’t shot or curse me. I was just wondering …

Oh …

By the Maker …”

“Oh my dear Witch of the Wilds, you taste delicious …

Hello Alistair, could you … maybe search the warden? We’re a little bit … busy.”

“Let me do the talking, your tongue is needed elsewhere!

Alistair, you mu…

Oh yes, that’s the right spot, and don’t you dare to stop!

Alistair, you heard her, tis’ an emergency. Find the warden. Quickly, her presence is required!

…

And stop starring, you fool!”

“I see.

Stop starring.

Find the Warden.

Bring her here.

I can do that.

And I will do that now.”

Posted on 2018-04-13 18:41:07
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Keep the yuri a-comin'

Posted on 2018-04-13 18:52:45
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More.

MORE.

MOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!