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Hello there, Darling. Sorry to drop in unannounced, but I wasn't sure how you liked to be contacted.
...You *are* the infamous chainlink, are you not? I have to say... it's an honor to meet you in person. I'm a *huge* fan of your artwork. You have such* a way with colors and lines, and... ahem *subject matter*. In fact, I was hoping I might be able to commission something from you.
The treasurer sadly watches the castle coffers like a hawk, so I can't exactly pay you on the royal dime, but... I'm sure I can find some *other* way to pay.
...Oh dear. That line doesn't really work well in this context, does it? I wasn't talking about "exposure", Darling, I promise. Well... not the kind of exposure *you're* familiar with, anyway...
...Goodness, you're blushing like a schoolboy. What's wrong? Did I come at a bad time?
...What, this? I thought you might like it if I posed like the members of your impressive art collection over there. Oh, the things you people come up with when I'm not looking. Giant pillows with pictures of lovely ladies on the pillowcase? That's absolutely charming. Do you sell those? How much do they usually go for?
...Oh dear... Could it be? I'm so sorry, Darling, I had no idea... I would never have guessed... Are you... not... "good with people"?
That certainly explains why you were so hard to find, even for me. But it's almost impossible to believe. Could it really be that chainlink, the pen that's enslaved a thousand women... freezes up at the sight of a *real* one?